IDIOT POLITICIANS

Idiot politicians are a species of burrowing nocturnal woms, somewhat related to their  maternal wombats, bats native to Brevard County.

The President and Vice President of the woms is hold up in a small Town in South Brevard County .

They came to power in Brevard by helping the bullies who   infiltrated and nested in the numbered streets in a village of South Brevard.

Their main focus is on local Town Hall where they churn out laws designed to squash the bananas of local regular humans and Town employees

Legislation commonly referred to as Banana splits

What does Thomas Jefferson have to say about IDIOT POLITICIANS

"Men by their constitutions are naturally divided into two parties: 1. Those who fear and distrust the people, and wish to draw all powers from them into the hands of the higher classes. 2. Those who identify themselves with the people, have confidence in them, cherish and consider them as the most honest and safe "

In South Brevard Country reside the parties of the....
The Woms  and the Regulars which by default also includes the Town emplyees

Two parties. One ruling with fear and the other fearing the next ruling.

BATS

FEAR and DISTRUST the regular people. So they'll attack anything that allows regular people to organize themselves and have some voice in how things are run. In fact no voices are allowed when the WOMS sit in formation. 

They preach
The dangers of enjoying Hot Dogs, Fear of Heights, distrust any anyone doing a good deed, employees doing their jobs

Their creed is Fear

Fear of Fear it doesn't really matter as long as it creates FEAR.

The important thing, from their perspective, is to Destroy anything that allows the regulars to talk to each other, discover their common interests, and or use their own God given free will to act in their own best interest.

The Regulars:

Need to get their "WOM BATS" out and bat those woms into the county